Like a Fart in a Frying Pan

I care for a priceless lady who is pleasantly demented. Her mobility has decreased significantly. She marvels that she wants to get up and move but her knees just sit there and do nothing. She stares at and then smacks them and says, “Come on knees!” The way she does that, I keep expecting them … Read more

From Sigh to Thanks to Snore

I lay awake at 2.36 a.m. and got to thinking that time spent marveling is better than time spent sighing. I yawned luxuriously, and it struck me, slowly, sleepily, that I was grateful for my mouth – for my upper and lower lip, my upper and lower jaw, my 27 teeth (sans wisdom teeth and … Read more

Broom, Meet Cat!

I haven’t slept well in months. This contributes to a mild case of constant underlying rage, curbed only by the gorgeous spring days we are having and the resulting pleasure of playing in my flower gardens. Rose, our regal (to hear her tell it) cat, occasionally slips into the house at night to cuddle with … Read more

Dreaming Right About Now

I’d rather be dreaming but I don’t know how It was all going great till I had to pee I’ve had Melatonin and Sleepy Time Tea My work pile’s  a mile high and awaits only me I’d rather be dreaming right about now.   I’d rather be dreaming, heavy hangs the brow but a rogue … Read more